Friday, January 15, 2010

Epic parody.

By yours truly. ME XD

It started off as a Tweet, and then I kept going and going and you have a song.

Tik Tok by Kesha - Typical school day parody lol.

Wake up in the morning heard The Climb by Miley
Toss and turn on the mattress
The song is irritating me
Get ready
Gulp breakfast down my trachea wall
Cuz today's gonna be a freaking long day..


I'm talking socks stuck to my toes, toes
With a stupid pinafore, fore
Boys flirt with other girls, girls..
Sit in class feeling so sleepy
Later I have P.E.
Just feeling freaking lazy..
Bus stop, books will drop
Teacher blow my IQ off
Tonight, I'm online, staying until midnight
Tick tock on the clock
And then it's time to get up, oh..
NO NO NO, NO NO NO!

Ain't got a care in the world
But got plenty of work
I've got money in the pocket but canteen sell no beer
Now no one's lining up, I can't get to my food
Unless I squeeze between two jocks who have an odour I fear

I'm tellin' ya, everyone really stunk skunk
Boys and their armpit junk junk
Wanna smack em' cuz they blocked the front, front..
I'm not, not going til' I get my lunch
Or the prefects kick their arse
The prefects kick their arse
PRE-PRE KICK THEIR ***!!!

Bus stops, books will drop,
Teacher blow my head off
Tonight, I'mma write about a student's rights
Tick tock on the clock
Then it's time to get up, oh..
NO NO NO, NO NO NO!!!

(Teacher) You build it up
That pile of junk
That's lying on my table
With as-sign-ments
E-ve-ry-day
You make me mad now I've lost it
(Teacher) You built it up
My tired brain
I think it's mal-func-tio-ning..
Who hasn't done, the-ir homework? Put my hands up!!!

And the drama don't stop until PMR..

Bus stops, books will drop
Teacher blow my mind off
Tonight, I'mma curse that principal then tell my mum goodnight..

Tick tock on the clock, oh shit it's October, walao!
Uh oh, NO! Uh oh NO!!!!

*screams* PMR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did you like it?

Haha nothing much to say about today. Just wanted to post this.

Don't Kanye me or I'll Chris Brown you XD

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